If we love spending hours on this application, we must admit that by using it, we have taken a lot of bad habits. And especially…
- I never start a dish before I have photographed it
I admit, I'm a victim of foodporn. When I go to the restaurant (or that I succeed by some miracle a good little homemade dish), I draw my smartphone and clubbed my plate like a paparazzi. Sometimes I scream up on my friends because they had the misfortune to start their dish before I took a picture of the table. I know. It is pathetic.
- I'm often late for work because of the hashtag #ootd
This morning I pulled out the little black dress. The one I prefer. Impossible therefore to leave my house without posting a photo Instagram #ootd. If I also photograph my outfit on a fashionable floor, ie a graphic floor in cement tiles, I have won everything. Result: I'm (still) late at work.
- Connecting to Instagram is the first thing I do in the morning
Before, when I woke up, I was listening to the news on the radio or on television. Today, I drag under the duvet, eyes riveted on my smartphone and I undergo as well as his blue light too violent for my pupils in the morning.
- I know the hashtags by heart
By dint of spending time on Instagram, I developed a real hashtag culture. As a result, when I write a mail, professional or personal, I now have an unfortunate tendency to want to express myself only with the word sharp! The worst: when, aloud, a hashtag escapes me. Fortunately, my colleagues are like me.
- I am a victim of spasms of the thumb
When I do not post photos on Instagram, I like those of others. Not by clicking on the small heart located under the cliché, but tapping the photo twice in succession with my thumb. Result, I have spasms of the thumb, even a deformation of the thumb.
- I became a horrible stalkeuse
When I want to hear from someone I do not talk to, I "stalke" on Instagram. Because if one is generally clever enough to make private his Facebook page, often, one does not have the reflex to do the same on Instagram.
- I almost got hurt several times because of the hashtag #skyporn
Today it is beautiful weather. I obviously go out my smartphone to make a nice photo of the sky that I will post with the hashtag #skyporn. Except that, as often, I am so focused on my work that I forget to look at the world around me. Accident with a vélib, foot in a puddle, foot twisted falling on a pavement hollow, ... All that for a picture.
- I have the impression of living in colloc with my favorite stars
On Instagram, I subscribe to many stars. The result: I feel like sharing their daily lives and knowing their surroundings. Same for bloggers. Scary, right?
- I have already hurt myself by trying to take a selfie
A smartphone is heavy. So much happened that once I dropped my smartphone while I was taking a selfie. Result: I hurt and I have an ego at the lowest.
- I do not know how to pose natural
I can not help myself: as soon as a camera is nearby, I change attitude and position, thinking directly of my best profile. The fault with this mode of selfies.
