1- You used to watch My Star House on MTV to get a glimpse of the stars' shoe dressings (yes shoe dressings, you read that right). How to forget Mariah Carey's?
2- You plan your outfits according to your shoes and not the other way around.
3- You are the proud owner of a nice pair of pink pumps . That you also have in blue, black and red, because you never know.
4- You are so used to breaking your new shoes that you do not even need Compeed anymore.
5- You are euphoric about buying Ikea shelves for your shoes.
6- Exit baggage in the hold. When traveling, the suitcase dedicated to shoes is not an option.
7- The first thing you spend once your salary is received? You guessed it, a pair (or more) of shoes.
8- Does it annoy you when your mother / boyfriend / fellow comments "STILL a pair of shoes? You do not have enough like that? " No, clearly, no.
9- Nothing makes you happier than when complimenting you on your shoes.
10- Big asking Carrie in marriage (for the second time) with a pair of Manolo is your ideal marriage proposal.
11- Speaking of Carrie, remember this cult response: "I spent $ 40,000 in shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally become the old lady sleeping in her shoes. " Do not worry Carrie, you're not alone.
12- The joy felt when you put your hand on this last pair of shoes at least 50% ... Indescribable.
13- You are a radar with sales and discounts of all kinds. This pair of Louboutin did not arrive in your dressing room by magic.
14- You have various pairs of leopard print shoes, but they are all very different. Do not pay attention to the remarks of your entourage, they do not know anything about it.
15- When a pair is no longer available in your size, you buy it in the size above or below. They never go, but you keep doing it.
16. You admit without blinking that some of your pairs of pumps are importable. Too high, too eccentric, uncomfortable ... But they are so beautiful that you will not think of separating.
17- You do not believe in God, you believe in Carrie Bradshaw . Even if she has the one to annoy you with her perfect New York apartment and her collection of luxurious shoes. Honestly, who can afford all this while barely working?
18- The simple thought of sorting makes you want to burst into tears. The last time you did the sorting, you held two days before going out to buy two or three pairs.
19- Your worst nightmare: rainy days.
20- Pumps, ballerinas, mules, sneakers ... You have no preference, it would be like preferring one of his children.
21- You never feel as beautiful as wearing a new pair of shoes.
Source: MC UK
