1 / It is not your size
In shop : It is in May, the beautiful days arrive and you think that by June you will have 3 pounds less (it also works with thinner legs, flatter belly , tanned skin ...). The jeans of your dreams only exist in size 36 (you make a good 38), but you take it anyway!
In your wardrobe : The jeans do not move from their hanger, just like the needle of your balance. No you're not too fat, your jeans are just too small ...
2 / They are not your size (bis)
In shop : It's May, it's hot, you have swollen feet in your sandals and cross this nice pair of shoes in size 37 (you make a big 37 ie a small 38). You buy them anyway thinking that your feet will have deflated (shrunken?). You put it on the back of the 2 hours of shopping and the 26 ° displayed on the thermometer ...
In your wardrobe : You always put on a small 38, the 37 does not suit you, whatever the weather or your physical activity ... 
3 / It crumples in 2 minutes
In the shop : She is gorgeous this blouse falls perfectly ...
In your wardrobe : You still find it as hot but you are not an ironing pro and since the first wash it has not really fallen. You will never wear it again.
4 / He washes himself dry
In store : I love this silky touch top and the perfect cut! This top to beautiful cost an arm, you buy it!
In your wardrobe : This top is certainly hot but when you put it on the dirty laundry, you realize that its material (silk blend, cashmere with leather inserts and Himalayan lamb fur) does not pass in machine! You leave it in a corner, you will find one day time to deposit in the laundry ... 
5 / This is not your style at all
In store : You're like jeans Stan Smith all year, but you spot this beautiful Victoria Beckham tight fitting pencil dress in Roland Mouret. You know deep inside you that you will never wear it but you say that at worst, there will be an opportunity, a wedding, a party, a job interview ... and you buy it!
In your wardrobe : Your friends are all married. For a baby shower is a little too much, in the evening you do not assume and you do not intend to change jobs in the next 3 years ... #CQFD
6 / He is too fashionable
In store : Wow, this poncho reminds you of Cara Delevingne on the Burberry fashion show this winter! That's why you buy it!
In your wardrobe : You realize that the poncho cape is so winter 2014/2015 and that you are 6 months late ...
7 / It is beyond your means
In store : Wow, it is hot this Burberry poncho at 1200 €! It's twice your rent but it's still cashmere ...
In your closet : You contemplate it, find it magnificent, but do not dare to wear it for fear of damaging it in the subway. So you wait for the right moment. The next evening you will take a Über! Except that you can not afford to move as a private driver! 
8 / In a week it's the sales !
In shop : Waouuu, it is canon this little perf leather! But it's the last one so you buy it!
In your wardrobe : You realize that it is sold -50% the following week on the e-shop of the brand ...
