A few more pounds on the scales, jeans that no longer closes, the desire to feel better in his skin ... There are dozens of good (or bad) reasons to go on a diet to lose weight.

But here we have to admit, when we decide to go on a diet, we are all the same. We groan, we complain, we look for little excuses to nibble ... And the sentences we utter make our loved ones laugh a lot!

On Twitter, people have shared the ones they hear most often. Which ones have you already pronounced?

"I'm starting on Monday, because we're not starting a mid-week diet"
Translation: " I 'll be able to eat all weekend before getting serious".

"I promise, I start tomorrow"
Translation: " Since today, I have already eaten a burger and a bar of chocolate, we will say that it does not count".

"I take care not to think about food"
Translation: " If I handle my hands, it will be harder to open the candy pack that makes my eye ".

"Chocolate is our enemy, but fleeing from the enemy is cowardly"
Translation: "I have humor, and I use it to excuse my little differences."

"I have the right to a small gap from time to time"
Translation: " You do not have any interest in blaming me for eating Nutella with a spoon".

"Okay for a cake, but just one then"
Translation: " It 's not a cupcake that will make me fat, neither two nor three".

"I will eat less tonight"
Translation: "A pizza lunch, a salad at night it is balanced, right?"

"I only drink light drinks"
Translation: "Even though I know that aspartame it's bad, it's still better than sugar, right?"

"I have been on a diet for two weeks"
Translation: " Tell me I've lost weight, how beautiful I am, give me a compliment! "

"The important thing is to feel good about yourself"
And that, by cons, it's true!

And what are your little diet phrases?